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https://womenruineverything.wordpress.com/2019/01/04/dating-app-girlspeak-cipher/

 

Tlumaczenie opisow niewiast z portali randkowych (po angielsku)

 

“Living my best life!” = “I’m on some ho shit.”

“I’m a nerd” = “I’m gullible and follow trends, and am on some ho shit.”

“INTJ/ENFP/(whatever)” = I’m gullible, follow trends, am generally uninteresting, and also on some ho shit.”

“My favorite drink* is… ” = “I’m on some ho shit, and all you need to do to get in my pants is buy me drinks and have game.” *also applies to any cocktail/beer/wine emojis

“Not here for hookups” = “I’m on some next level ho shit, and have taken more inches in dick than I am tall, within the last six months.”

“Looking for friends” = “I’m on some down-low ho shit, and don’t want betas hitting me up lol”

“No ONS (one night stands)” = “I have a black belt in ho shit, and letting guys I don’t know fuck me on the first date for me is like shaking hands. Unless you’re shy or don’t lift weights. Then, feel free to jump off a bridge.”

“Fuckboys swipe left” = “I received my ho shit training from Grandmaster Yoda, and have been pumped and dumped so many times my labia resemble processed meat products purchased by the pound from the delicatessen.”

“Dog mom” = “I was on some ho shit for so long I finally realized no man I was actually attracted to could ever truly love or trust me in return because of my past, so I bought a furry analog.”

“Not on here much! My instagram is…” = “My ho shit has expanded so far beyond time and space I don’t even need physical cocks, just attention.”

 

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